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I’ve Been Getting Smart Casual Wrong for Years (Here’s What Actually Works)
July 20, 2026 Fashion

I’ve Been Getting Smart Casual Wrong for Years (Here’s What Actually Works)

Last month, I received my first invitation to a tech meetup in San Francisco since starting Minimalists on Aprons. The dress code? Smart casual. My immediate reaction was indifference. Smart…

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When Heritage Brands Sell You Fairy Tales (And Why I Keep Buying Them Anyway)
July 20, 2026 Blog Fashion

When Heritage Brands Sell You Fairy Tales (And Why I Keep Buying Them Anyway)

I was at this absurdly pretentious men’s boutique in SoHo last month. You know the type. Expensive concrete floors, three garments hanging on the entire wall, hipster employees who auditioned…

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The Truth About ‘British Made’ Labels in 2024
July 19, 2026 Blog British Fashion

The Truth About ‘British Made’ Labels in 2024

I have this receipt hanging up in a frame in my dad’s study. It’s creased and yellowing with age; it’s from a Manchester menswear tailor where my grandad bought his…

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Why I Judge People By Their Sneakers (And You Probably Do Too)
July 19, 2026 Fashion

Why I Judge People By Their Sneakers (And You Probably Do Too)

Let me level with you. I’m a shoe guy. There, I said it. I can’t help it. After twenty-five years of professional dress codes that require wearing leather shoes, my…

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Why Most Brands Fail Different Body Types (And the Few That Actually Get It Right)
July 18, 2026 Fashion

Why Most Brands Fail Different Body Types (And the Few That Actually Get It Right)

Around fifteen years ago, my brother- in- law Tom called me and asked if I could assist him in shopping for some well-made clothes that actually fit his body. Tom…

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I Asked British Women What They Actually Think Men Should Wear
July 18, 2026 British Fashion

I Asked British Women What They Actually Think Men Should Wear

I’ve been telling men what to wear for close to 20 years. Helplessly doling out questionable style advice is literally my job. I study trends and report on them, I…

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The Marks & Spencer Suit Challenge: How Good Can Their Tailoring Really Be?
July 17, 2026 Fashion

The Marks & Spencer Suit Challenge: How Good Can Their Tailoring Really Be?

My dad has a photo of himself from 1978. He’s standing against his Ford Cortina wearing a brown suit with lapels so wide he could have achieved low-attack flight with…

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British Summer Wedding Guest Attire When the Forecast Says Rain
July 17, 2026 British Fashion

British Summer Wedding Guest Attire When the Forecast Says Rain

Wedding season is upon us. Hurrah. Brit weddings are weird things though, aren’t they? Organised in a country where even a few hours without rain is considered a drought warning,…

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Summer Style Upgrade: Beyond Basic Shorts and T-Shirts
July 16, 2026 Fashion Style

Summer Style Upgrade: Beyond Basic Shorts and T-Shirts

My grandfather’s work jacket is hung up in my closet, wedged between a Brooks Brothers blazer I bought when I landed my first “real job” and a vintage Champion bomber…

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The Perfect White T-Shirt Search (Tested: 15 Brands, One Winner)
July 16, 2026 Blog Fashion

The Perfect White T-Shirt Search (Tested: 15 Brands, One Winner)

I Tested Every Plain White T-Shirt Available and Found the Real Best One As Told To Luke Coutinho You might think I’m crazy. Girlfriend definitely thinks I’m crazy. She has…

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